Unwelcome Greetings is the leading manufacturer and retailer of trending and meme inspired greeting cards and gift products designed to prank and troll friends and loved ones. Our products are perfect for every holiday, graduation, birthday, celebration, anniversary, and even Mother's Day (yup your mama loves us). ���� Cards are printed on Premium 120 lb Matte Cardstock for an unparalleled smooth feel. Printed with Organic Water Soluble Color Inks to #blessup the Earth we inhabit and leave it better than we found it. Sealed with the highest grade foam adhesive designed to amplify and secure the sound device inside. Sound plays upon opening, and stops upon closing. Each card has been extensively tested and quality checked, so we can safely guarantee over 2,000 plays. ���� Birthdays come EVERY single year (unless you're dead) and yet some people feel like they can do WHATEVER they feel like. Seriously, they break all the rules, feel like they could fuck anyone's boyfriend/girlfriend/husband/wife/dad/mom, and they have the nerve to eat food off of your plate. The disrespect needs to be stopped with this un-happy birthday card. ---- The Three Bears is a cartoon released on February 10th, 1939 by Terry Toons. It is an Italian remix of the children’s story “Goldilocks and the Three Bears." The bears a have stereotypical thick Italian accent, they eat spaghetti instead of porridge, and are welcoming to Goldilocks after she shows that she can play the fiddle. ---- When the Papa Bear discovers their meals have been eaten with, he shouts “Somebody toucha my spaghet!” in a stereotypical Italian accent.
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