Topco Average Joe The Fire Fighter, Kevin Vibrating

This is a very impressive-in-size dildo. I was kind of deceived by the brand's name being 'Average Joe'. I have owned a different model of this brand before and thoroughly enjoyed the fact that it was within average size, in my opinion. I don't really remember which one I had in the past unfortunately. I ordered this dildo thinking it was going to be on the shorter side of average. Granted , it is shorter than a lot of the size-gratuitous dildos, but make no mistake because it is VERY thick! It's remarkable looking, but I personally will never try and actually use it. Unfortunately, this is a non-returnable item, for understandable reasons. I gave it 4 stars however, because the vibrating quality of this dildo is fantastic. I plan to find a way to remove it from the toy and make use of that alone. In summary-good dildo for non-amateurs who are into LOTS of girth. Not a beginners toy, in my opinion. Excellent vibrator.

I love these. They feel real and are very comfortable. The vibration is excellent.I have purchased 9 over the past 5 months, different shapes and options.The vibrating controller's lid is poorly designed and pops open, I have to use painters tape to lid closed.I will never buy another one.The biggest problem is 5 have ripped suction cups after being used 6 or 7 times.!I am single, 58 years old and my sexual jumping jack days are over. I either attach them to the kitchen cabinet or the coffee table.They are too expensive to only last a few usages.Don't waste your money.

This is a super product at a great price. Softer than one would expect from a cheap toy, but in a realistic good way. It bends but not to much and the suction is going to keep this item in place. It has better than average vibration in six modes, but you wouldn't be able to tell by the sound it makes. So quite! Hopefully others enjoy the add-on price as well.

as described

Definitely bigger and thicker then advertised! But that’s a good thing, definitely a good one to start off with

The vibrating part didn't work

Fast shipping, product as described

I will start by saying, this is not for the faint of heart. This is definitely thicker than expected, but still enjoyable. Preparation is needed before use, and definitely not for a first time user. Average Joes has others that are better for beginners.

I like this, very bendy and quite soft. It looks great and the vibe modes are great. The downsides are that the controller looks very flimsy and cheap, and the suction cup is awful.I have tried many combinations of surfaces and wetness of the cup and the surface and it just doesn't stay on for long. I have ordered a toilet plunger which I am going to use to modify this. The main issues with the suction cup are that it is made out of the same very soft material as the main shaft, and the depth of the suction cup is too shallow to create a decent vacuum.

It is too big but the vibrating addition feels great. doesn't have a smell and washes up great

Item sizing not accurate!

very soft and vibrations wouldnt work

Good size, wish it was a little more powerful.

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De faible qualité le vibreur ne fonctionne plus après deux utilisation puis il ce déchire au niveaux de la ventouse ce qui le rend inutilisablec'est cause perdue

le fil es trop court , a ce prix la rajouter 120cm ce n'est pas certainement le prix que cela coute de plus appareille dysfonctionne dés la deuxième utilisation puis après ce casse sans être touche ??!!l'objet a une odeur es t'il garantie sans polyphosphate riens es mentionner !vendeur asiatique a ce méfieril existe de biens meilleur fournisseur ne commander pas chez lui il fait trop d'"argent pour arnaquer le monde

Far from average ... it's a whopper