Smiffy's Men's Borat Mankini

What is there to rate about a mankini. It was bought as a joke. Would anyone buy one for any other reason? Quality was as expected and joke was taken well, although the other diners were a little surprised when he walked out of the restaurant toilets wearing it and not a lot else!

A gag gift to make someone laugh thier heads off, I expected it to be laugh but when opened at Christmas it was pure joy for a borat fan. A must have if you up for a laugh and you know you giving it to someone witha sense of humour.

This is ideal attire for a romantic dinner out, or as you stroll down the promenade at sunset. Dinner jackets are so mainstream; the fluorescent green is so original and fresh, and the quality nylon puts even puts the most aged kappa tracksuits to shame.For that real suave lothario look, pair with walking boots and a flat cap.

Well, I don't personally love it, this was a surprise for a recent Stag Do and it went down just as you'd expect... He was made to wear it in the Budapest Roman Baths. It didn't stay on too long as he switched to shorts quite quickly, maybe the embarrassment got to be too much?

Yep it was all I expected! Comfort and style in one. I wear mine a lot around the house when everyone is out, and you feel so comfortable that you forget you have it on. One tip, don't answer the door forgetting you have this on. You mostly get bizarre reactions... screaming at times... but sometimes you get intriguing reactions... :-D

Terrible wanted to have bit of a joke with my boyfriend on holiday as it wasnt even wearable! He would of happily worn that to the beach for a laugh but everything was hanging out as not designed to be worn at all!! ☹ Very disappointing.

I thought everyone was wearing these, but when I went to the beach and stripped down to this, I got all sorts of negative comments and people were laughing, staring and pointing. I've not seen anyone wearing these before or since.Even though I felt embarrassed, I remained in the swimming costume for the day thinking someone else might show up in one and we'd share that "I see you're also the height of fashion" look. Well that didn't happen.Also, it's really not great at "containing" me, even though I don't own much to spill. If you catch my drift. This just made it worse since everyone was already looking at me. Swimming in the sea didn't help this much, as the waves seemed to want to change which parts of my body it covered.I don't think I'll buy another, though perhaps I ought to try it out at my local swimming baths before I give up on it entirely.

We bought this for a friend, he loved it, we got photos on FB of him wearing it! (we live a long way away). Made him laugh, made his wife laugh, caused quite a conversation on FB so overall success!