Unisex I'd Rather Be In Prison in Pennsylvania Than Evading Arrest Small Navy

Description

From Philadelphia to Pittsburgh, Harrisburg to Lancaster, Erie to Allentown, the Keystone State has it all! So much so that even if the cops throw you in jail, it's preferable to avoiding your warrants anywhere else. When you make bail/parole/probation, thank your local sheriff or highway patrolman and put on this funny hoody before visiting the Liberty Bell and Independence Hall or indulging in a cheesesteak!