Who's the grooviest, most far out quadruped dinosaur in the whole groovy Cretaceous period? It's this fella right here! That's because the thick armor that covers Ankylosaurus from head to tail is more liberating than the last day of school! You see, those thick bone plates embedded in Ankylosaurus's skin don't just protect him from predators, they protect from worry! Sticks and stones won't break those bones, nor will callous remarks or underestimated abilities! Ironically, keeping everything all under a thick protective layer allows Ankylosaurus to let it all hang out! Granted, this particular fella traded in hard scaly bits for soft fuzzy ones, but the attitude still stands! Hug an Ankylosaurus and absorb some of that devil-may-care-because-my-defenses-are-impenetrable attitude!
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