NEW! Squeesh Yum Goodies - SUGAR LOAF - Looks Delish and Fun to Squish!

Exactly what I was looking for

I received this from a friend and actually didn't purchase one from Amazon, however, this is by far the most obscure product I have ever seen. What child in their right mind would ever want one of these? It's horrifying to see how one can personify food and make a plush from foam and call it a "Squeesh". I gave it to my younger brother and he literally has not left his room since I gave it to him. He has been in there for several days and I am beginning to worry about him. Be warned. I hear satanic chants from the confines of his hole. What once was a happy, beautiful child has turned into a heartless monster. This product has indefinitely changed the family and my mom is threatening to disown me if I do not bear the curse of "Squeesh" myself. The only sounds we hear, other than the chanting, are the little phrases he says at night. One of them goes like, "Fear is a weed, snaking in the dark. It vines within the mind, corrupting it. It germinates within tribes, dividing them. Your graces, we who are beyond death, have forgotten the simple power of fear. Let us now remember. You will find no greater power than the simple thought of your own name, inscribed upon a grave." The "Squeesh" has taken over his mind and we may have no choice but euthanasia. Aside from the terrors that it has brought upon our family, the plush is very cute and has a nice, fruity smell.

When you slap someone across the forehead with this, it makes the most satisfying sound ever.

Two stars because they are very soft and squishy but has a very strong chemical smell to them.

jaru squeesh yums are junkie but soooo squishi!