⚔️ Unleash Your Inner Knight with This Stunning Display!
The TSGPS Medieval Knight Full Suit Armour stands at an impressive 185cm and is a handcrafted decorative piece, perfect for indoor display. It includes a decorative sword, making it an ideal addition to any medieval-themed decor.
J**E
Half a job
Overall the suit is great , a couple of dents in it but it makes it look authentic, ,however the sword that comes with it is a serious let down its as if it's for something else entirely,the blade doesn't look good it's as if a child has thrown it together, swapped it with a sword we already had and it looks great now
O**B
very good; looks good in my Daughter old house
very good ;looks good in my Daughter old house
T**H
'Twas one fine morn I didst stumble upon thine suit... And so starters mine tale.
Hark thou! I canst verily recommend you this suit of armour, for it hast totally changed mine life! 'Tis true that once I was a peasant living in squalor, 'til one fine morn I didst stumble across something glinting at me from the riverbed. I couldst not believe mine eyes, when I didst pull this shiny metal suit from the mud and lay it 'pon the dewy bank. Now I'm the village hero and the fair maidens canst get enough of me!I don mine armour and go out slaying dragons on a Friday night, then polish up thine suit and go out pulling damsels (or even the odd princesses) on a Saturday eve. They're suckers for a fella in a shiny suit telling tales or valour, victory and triumph over evil.'Tis also the perfect suit for r*ping and pillaging, though it can be a bit tricky getting in and out of this coat of metal; and by god, make sure you don't get your 'lance' caught in the armour flaps. Take mine word for it, for once I didst damage my helm in the hurry to conquer a wench and I didst scream out verily... I could not mount mine steed for days without aid from mine squire!Thine suit is made from the toughest of steel and forged by the hand of an expert. Tis also, I suspect, blessed with the magic of a necromancer, as no man hast ever bested me in thine suit - though many a fool hast tried and paid the price. Once I did part 7 heads from torso, for each in turn showed folly and spilt mine mead. 'Twas nary a problem though, as the honey nectar didst just roll of mine metal chest - such is the advantage of armour over sack cloth... Still - 'Tis not the point so I didst proceed with the said severing of noggins.Once, one man too didst cast gaze upon mine maiden, and in defence of mine wenches honour, I was forced to throw down mine metal gauntlet with a clang and a fight didth ensue. 'Twas another time this suit showed its worth, for in his futile attempt to conquer me and thine armour, the oaf did swing forth with a body shot and did breaketh his knuckles on mine metal clad ribs. Fear not though, in a true act of nobility, I did spare the brute his life and didst only take off the offending hand just below the wrist... I didst also pluck out his wandering eyes too though ('Twas only right!), and here again mine suit did showeth its worth - fort 'twas just like popping grapes thanks to mine shiny metal thumbs and his eyes did come forth with ease. 'Hoorah!', I didst cry in triumph, before presenting the bloody trophies to m' lady.If thou hast the desire to storm a castle, conquer lands, vanquish thine enemies or perhaps even to seek out the grail, then I canst verily recommend you this splendid suit of armour. Thou willst not be disappointed with either it's shine nor it's strength, and for such a reasonable outlay of gold, 'tis a worthy addition to any heroes wardrobe. I would leave you with one more warning - 'twould be wise to purchase also some some rendered pig fat or Vaseline, as the chain mail inside canst chafe a little. And forget thee not: If thoust did find mine tale helpful, t'would be the mark of a nobleman to giveth mine review the thumbs up. Good day to you, Sir, and I bid thee fair 'morrow!
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