Donald Trump Tweet Toilet Paper - Classic Covfefe Combo Pack

My sister literally screamed with laughter to the point that she couldn’t speak. It was amazing.

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I had been feeling a loss of motivation due to the challenges of life and the current political climate. I had even been feeling less motivated to thoroughly clean up after myself after what had been a rather enjoyable part of my day... then I came across this product.This toilet paper has restored my drive to take on life's daily routines. Spreading conspiracy theories of your opponents? Wipe. Hypocrisy on the electoral college system? Wipe. Covfefe? Wipe.This toilet paper also does a commendable job when it comes to doing its duty (see attached photo of a Hersey bar being applied to it). I could not think of a better and more patriotic way when it comes to cleaning up after yourself after performing bodily functions. If you do not buy this product, then your dumps will be, to quote Trump, "Sad!".

Good for a gag gift.

This is really well done, and the tweets go back several years, including classics like his 2012 tweet complaining that the Electoral College is a disaster for democracy. I installed a roll of this in my bathroom during my New Year's Eve party and it was a huge hit with everyone. Plus, it's even decent toilet paper!Highly recommended.

Ultimately these tweets are unworthy even to be used for the product’s intended purpose. Originally I thought I would try this product because it was so different from all the other toilet paper out there. Heck this product doesn’t even try to pretend that it IS toilet paper. So why not try something different and shake things up, right? Repeated use of these tweets though has come with some side effects, to include reduction in vocabulary, paranoia, and in some cases, racism. I cannot in good conscience recommend this product to anyone not living in a trailer.