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Evil Aliens Are Curently Travelling To Our Earth. Their Mission Is Not Known, Only That the Earth and the Entire Human Race Has Reason To Fear For It'S Future. They'Ve Escaped A Dying Planet. Their Home Planet Had Habitable 'Sloog 'Swamps,So Their Natural Living Environment Deems They Be Raised in Sloog Which Contains Their Food and Nutrients, Thus Protecting Them From Drying Out. the Environment in the Test Tube, Recreates That Of the Sloog Swamps and Allows Them To Grow From Hatchling To Full Adulthood. the Aliens Breath Through Their Antennas, Therefore For Perfect Health They Need To Be Covered, With Just the Tips Of Their Antennas Protruding. If Completely Immersed in Sloog They Will Start To Drown. If They Are Not Given Enough Sloog, They Will Dry Out and Starve. An Alien Will Grow To It'S Full Size Wihin 2 Weeks, Making Them the Equivalent Age Of A Teenager On Their Own Planet. How Long Can You Keep Your Alien Alive? the Global Census Requires That You Register Your Alien On-Line Upon It'S Birth. the Registration Enables Access To Pupose Built Alien Interaction Digital Equipment. Each and Every Alien Holds Unique Secrets Based Upon Their Type, Their Origin, and Their Ranking. It'S Your Job To Extract and Share This Information To Prevent Total Global and Human Annihilation. There Are Many Ways To Discover What Your Alien Knows. Some Passive Methods Involve Befriending, Feeding, and Exercising Your Alien. Other More Forceful Methods Will Encourage Your Alien To Disclose Information Involuntarily, But Be Careful Not To Push Them Too Hard, As Dead Aliens Don'T Talk.
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