The NoPhone Original Cell Phone

I can’t believe it. I’ve had my NoPhone for a couple months now, and I’m extremely disappointed. The makers of the NoPhone proudly boast about its qualities, but I have not been able to find a single review that talks about its downsides. So here it is:1) Reception is awful. It’s so bad that I’m pretty sure I have not been able to receive a single call, and now my friends have figured that out so I can’t use it as an excuse to get away from them anymore.2) You can have it on silent, or have it on silent. There is no ringtone, although I suppose this doesn’t matter anyways, since you don’t get reception to receive any calls anyways.3) Its not heavy enough to be used as a paperweight. My old phone would be able to hold down a stack of papers so that my fan wouldn’t blow them away. The NoPhone only weighs about half, so I can only stack half the paperwork and the rest get blown off my desk. THOSE PAPERS ARE IMPORTANT YOU KNOW!4) Its not effective enough to be used as a sponge. What? You guys don’t wash your dishes with your phone? Weirdos...5) The built in speakers are lackluster. I can’t hear a thing when I play my music, and like Apple, the NoPhone ditches the 3.5mm headphone jack. Unfortunately, it also ditches the power port, which means the only way to listen to music is through the non-existent Bluetooth functionality.6) The screen. Not only does it feel cheap, but I’m pretty sure it’s useless. I really should have splurged for the selfie version...Although, despite these flaws, I still need to give it a full 5 star rating. Here’s why:1) The price. These are so cheap, they’re perfect for tricking the overly-clingy girlfriend/boyfriend/wife/husband/side piece with and then running for your life. After all, you can just buy another one with the change you find in the couch cushions.2) The baby. If your little little one loves to steal your work phone, just give them this one. Their brain isn’t fully developed yet, so they don’t understand that you have just betrayed their trust for a few minutes of peace.3) The dog. Has your dog ever mistaken your old fancy glass front-and-back phone for a chew toy? It’s an expensive ordeal that makes you realize why Fluffy was put up for adoption in the first place. With the NoPhone, Fluffy can chew on it all he wants, it’ll still function afterwards! Whatever functions it does have that is...

I bought this for my daughter who has two older brothers. She carries around around like they do, holding it up and answering calls, text messages, it’s really kind of sad to watch her do it, but oh well at least I didn’t have to spend $1000 on a real one. Plus she’s four years old who would she call anyway.

Best cell phone out there! My son absolutely love it!Slim design, lightweight, excellent reception, long battery life, no need for a screen protector because the screen is literally unbreakable, and the built in camera is perfect for selfies! You can’t go wrong with this phone!

I know it is a joke. But this look rly different from the photos on amazon. U should at least make a better phone model. Maybe not using premium material. But the built quality needs to be better. The phone lost its value to prank other ppl if it’s not nicely built. And 14$ isn’t cheap for a prank toy.

Great gift for a friend who constantly spends 24 hours a day looking at their cellphone for emergency messages(that never come). These people are addicts to their phone or I-Pads.

I love my NoPhone. This is the first thing I ever owned that was truly worthless. Somehow that seems special to me. Just think, if someone breaks into my house, the NoPhone may be the only thing left behind. It fits perfectly in a new phone case. Sharp looking and not one button sticks. My most worthless possession has become "my precious"!

This is a chunk of plastic made into the generic shape a smartphone. I got it as a prop for my kids to play with. Great value in that respect, as they won't be getting smartphones for some time. :-D

Genuinely does help.How I use it:I make a point to leave it semi-viewable whenever I'm working (while leaving my phone in another room). Then when I have the desire to pick up my phone and check some apps, I make sure to pick up the NoPhone as though to check it. This helps further break the conditioning of picking up the phone and using it for positive neurotransmitters.