1313: UFO Invasion

Wow, who knew that a bunch of gorgeous young men running around scantily clad could be so BORING? Well, folks, here it is! Another reviewer here wrote that this was a 20-minute short extended to a 90-minute movie. That is spot on! Add to that twenty minutes lots of lingering scenes that have no purpose except to give you time to perhaps refresh your drinks or go to the bathroom without having to hit 'pause.' I think my favorite was when the so-called grad student, researching extraterrestrial contact, did his "research" by randomly walking around what is presented as Roswell, New Mexico (whether it is or isn't doesn't matter). No recorder, no pad and pencil, not even a backpack, he's just walking around town waiting, apparently, for aliens to come jumping out at him from behind a tree. YAWN!

Great watch with friends and family!

I have been a big fan of David DeCoteau’s volumeous work since I can remember. His films, though low budget, have an appeal to both men and women that are perhaps seeking a Twist of the Alternative.

What else can be said about all of the 1313 movies. They all look alike and they all suck. Some good eye candy is all the movies have to offer.

All the movies in this series appear to have the same slow moving sequences and plot. Only good for seeing well-built guys in a movie.

I’m writing this while social distancing and feeling loopy from an allergy medicine. I thought ‘why not check this out? How bad could it’ be? It’s every bit as bad as anything anybody has said on here. (Any rating with four or five stars either has to be a friend of the director, a paid testimonial, or someone thinking they are funny.) It’s depressing to think of the scores of pretty boys and girls who move to LA every year thinking they will make it big only to be tricked into demonstrating their non-existant, non-acting chops in dreck like this.

A movie no one should live without! A must see for all members of the family.

B-Movie Queen Monique Parent deserves better than this, and so do you. Yet another in the series of films featuring young men in their underwear walking around endlessly in a Malibu mansion and taking showers, with minimal dialogue, story or action. There are no UFOs or invasions in this bore. Save your money and skip this.

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