Zombie Jerky Teriyaki 12 Pack

I thought this was gonna be a great gift for my son who likes teriyaki jerky. However, the taste is of and he hates it. I tried it and it leaves an awful aftertaste. Probably from all the coloring in it. My daughter tried it and hated it too. I read all the reviews and they were great so I thought ok its worth buying. In our opinion it's not a good product due to taste. The price is way too high as well.

The point of this corpse rotting, green fungus shudder on your tongue while considering if heading back out to locate last week's roadkill for dinner mifht taste better, is to prove..when all the chips are down if the last protien on earth is the dried husks of starving zombies, if u can eat this, you will survive. But don't wait for the wnd to find out, try it now...picture it the arm, leg, or butt cheek and see if it changes the flavor from omg my tongue just tore itself out and ran away. If you can't swallow this, you might a well give up and let them feast on you.