Awesome Jokes That Every 9 Year Old Should Know!: Hundreds of rib ticklers, tongue twisters and side splitters (Awesome Jokes for Kids)

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How did Thor build his house? With thunderbolts! What's big, purple and smells horrible? A monster's butt! Which dog always wins the race? The one with the comfortable lead! What kind of driver has no arms and no legs? A screw-driver! Here at last: the funny jokes that every nine-year-old needs to know, from the million-selling Awesome Jokes series. It's a power pack of punchlines that’s sure to get grandfathers groaning, mothers moaning and best friends begging for more. They’re all in here: the classics, twisted originals and brand new awesome jokes. It's easy-to-read with illustrations throughout for extra guffaws, making this a book that kids will love from the very first page. Give that nine-year-old the chance to be top dog with the smartest gags around! Newsflash: Don't miss Crazy Choices for 9 Year Olds from the same author – it's the perfect companion to Awesome Jokes!