'People to Kill' Notebook by Violent Little Machine Shop - Kill List Journal (Arterial Red)

Time travel has become risky business! There are times when Marty and I change the temporal reality of the past or future and we are required to uhhh remove certain people from that alternate timeline. This is where this great notebook has come had certainly come in handy! Within just the last 24 hours I've managed to fill 14 pages out already! This is heavy! If time travel is causing me to "erase" so many people from their realities the magnifications of so many changes in the time space continuum can cause a parallel shift in our temporal reality therefore causing the past as we know it not to exist therefore making the future not exist therefore this book might not exist! This heavy! Speaking of heavy this notebook is extremely durable and has good weight to it. Marty actually used this notebook to knock out Biff and Nicolas Cage in a strange alternate reality where Biff and Nicolas Cage were notorious car thief's and tried to steal the Delorean from my workshop. Not even a single dent in the book! The pages are thicker then your normal notebook paper which soaked up Biff's blood fantastically! Great Scott! Look at the time! I've got to get back to my reality! I've said too much! No one should know to much about their own future so make sure you guard your book. The future depends on it!

As a successful beast of trade, I've acquired innumerable enemies. After awhile, it's hard to keep track of every envious mind out to get me. My hard-drive is not as safe as it used to be—where else can I keep my list of...people to kill?Thank goodness for the Violent Little Machine Shop. They've got just what I need: a hardbound book dedicated to those adversaries whom must die. It's durable and plain, with a classy gold-colored type on the cover indicating the sole purpose of this Little Black Book of Death.What I like most is the unlined paper. This is good. Depending on the foe, I might write their name differently. Second-rate enemies can be written legibly and uniformly; no need to indicate my hate with unique hand writing. But the first-rate opponents might require one or more pages to reflect my animosity. There are several names I can't write down without ripping through the page, or styling my rage into each letter like a rabid hound hunting for rabbits. I may need to draw pictures of bloody corpses and other machinations of murder. The manilla page unobstructed by formal lines is perfectly suitable for the deranged imagination.However, given all my unidentifiable black books of people to kill, it would've been nice to have this one labeled as such on the binding. It'd stand out on my shelf a bit more. The shape and size shall suffice in the mean time—who knows how many more books of this kind I'll need, or what the Violent Little Machine Shop will put out next.You should see thing things I've already drawn, the names that'll meet an early grave. Oh, the headstones I'll inspire! Thank you, VLMS![NOTE: This review isn't meant to be taken literally, except for the descriptions of the product itself.]

Seems to be a well made, high quality book.Unlike my past "hit lists" which have been written on whisky soaked bar napkins, loose papers, oil change receipts, flimsy paperback notebooks, or the occasional "somewhat used" zig-zag paper, most of which went through the wash or flew away in a light breeze,this is large enough it won't get lost in my pocket and heavy enough the wind won't carry it off. This will save me time in the long run, not having to reassemble my lists. This alone makes it worth the just under $20.00Also, being a hardbound makes for a much more "classy" presentation. A paperback "hit list" really is a bit tacky. If you don't believe me, order this. From the first writing of a name, you will go from feeling like Danny McGrath to feeling more like Jonas Arbor . This book truly makes me feel far better about myself when I take it out in public to study or update. The looks I get now are more in the fear and loathing category rather than the disgust and embarrassed category of looks I used to get. On a few occasions I even get the approving "head nod" from a passerby, surely in recognition of the quality of the book.I would highly suggest purchasing a quality writing instrument. You don't want to ruin the experience by writing in this fine book with a disposable pen, again "tacky".Pros: Well made, quality appearance, heavy paper.Cons: Not enough pages.They may look at publishing a volume 2 edition.

I use this as a notebook for as you would guess jotting down notes. No names in it. Yet.

This makes a great gift. It has a thick sturdy cover and lots of pages.

Love the item itself, but arrived covered in sticky stuff! I did not notice until I started writing on it and it stuck to the table! If you guys send me another one not covered in sticky stuff I'll change my review to 5 stars!

Well-made book. For how big a book it is though, you'd think somebody could have made sure the pages had lines. It'd definitely make a solid sketchbook.

My Sister loved it.

I bought this book just to raise some eyebrows at work, and it did just that!!